Hook Taken from President Jimmy Carters Oath of Office
President Carter
Verse 1
Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand
So these days I try to think twice when I can
Money on my mind as God as my witness
Love don&39t live here and it don&39t even visit
I do this for my uptown politicians
Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to piss in
N*ggas ain&39t satisfied until they mama missin&39
N*ggas ain&39t satisfied until they mama miss &39em
Uh, I&39m a monster, exorcisms
Told tools like mechanics, mechanism
Uh, Detrimental on any instrumental
I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentals
I&39m beneficial, I&39ve been official
I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu
I like my short cake shorter
Ain&39t no mother f*cker harder than (Carter)
Hook
Verse 2
Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances
Your family tree, I will break branches
Cause I don&39t give a f*ck, I put the ass in assassin
Smoke you like a blunt then it&39s ashes to ashes
The future is born, put the past in the casket
If real shit is dead then n*gga I&39m a bastard
Uh, appetite for disaster
I want a full plate then another plate after
Uh, yesterday just died
Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives
When shit get deep I&39m never afraid to dive
Let the money pile up until I&39m buried alive
Ask who the f*ck want it, I bring it to your doorbell
Have n*ggas in ya yard like a yard sale
Smoking weed, getting head in the oval office
I changed the stars on the flag into crosses
Amen...
So now instead of pledge we pray
Hook
Verse 3
You dead to me, brown grass n*gga
I just stand still and let the ground pass n*gga
Bullshit for lunch, brown bag n*gga
Reality&39s a b*tch and I&39ma dance with her
140 pounds, 5&396 from the ground
B*tch I&39m in the building you ain&39t even in the lounge
I tried to f*ck the world and couldn&39t even get aroused
I ain&39t looking for the beef but I ain&39t seen it in a while
Uh, and we all want world peace
Murder show, I give your ass good seats
Shit, I&39m much more than a good speech
Outro
Gorillas in suits
The holy war, the spiritual troops
Fighting over the mythical truth
Drowning in the political soup
They shoot missiles and nukes
Taking out such a pivotal group
The body count is the physical proof
And they thought drugs were killing the youth
Thank you, thank you all
I am President Carter